DJ Earworm - United state of pop 2009

The mcdonald analogy

I know a girl who broke up with a guy and she told him she wanted to “still be friends.” He said, “No thanks.” She wondered why he couldn’t fall back to being just friends after they had a romantic relationship. I came up with the “McDonalds Analogy” to try and explain it in a simple way that would help all women understand this tough question.
Imagine if you went to McDonalds a lot and ordered a Big Mac Combo meal. A Big Mac, Large Fries and a Coke. You really like this meal. One day, you pull up to the drivethrough and order the Big Mac Combo meal and the girl tells you, “I’m sorry – you can have the Big Mac and the Coke, but you can’t get fries with that anymore.” You think about this for a moment, and sure – the Big Mac is the centerpiece of the meal, but McDonalds has some really good fries and you like their fries with your meal. So you say, “I’ve been able to get fries with that before, why can’t I have fries with my Big Mac combo anymore?” The girls says, “Well, I just think it is better if you only have the Big Mac and the Coke from here on out.”
At this point, a lot of guys are going to go to Wendy’s or BK and see if they can get fries with their combo at that drivethrough window. But there are some guys who REALLY like McDonalds Big Macs and they might think, “If I keep coming here and ordering the Big Mac and Coke, maybe she’ll change her mind and give me some fries with that later.” So they will keep on getting the combo without the fries until the deal breaker happens: One day that guy is going to order the Big Mac and Coke and then he’s going to pull up a little bit to pay, and someone else is going to pull up to the drivethrough speaker and order the “Big Mac Combo” and he is going to hear the girl say, “Would you like fries with that?”
That’s why guys don’t like to be friends with a girl who breaks up with them.

Cock Shot!

God damnit.

I don't understand exes sometimes. I know why they're called exes for a reason, things don't work out and  then boom you guys break up right? Take some part apart from each other and let things cool down then go out and find another person; or just stay single for awhile and just enjoy the freedom.

Any ways, my last ex broke up with me and we got back together a few times and it never worked out. So the last try I knew it wasn't going to work out and I know the feelings for him weren't really there any more. We just kept talking as friends. Eventually, he began sounding very upset and whining, well not exactly whining, just being a downer and saying how he hates being a lone and finding some one is hard. I just gave in and suggested a site for him to meet some new people, just because the one where we met on wasn't all that great. I guess that site I suggested to him made him really happy. Happy enough to make him message and call me telling me that we were matched up again. I kind of found that funny how an online dating site matched us up together again, after many fail attempts trying to make this simple relationship work.

Any who, I started seeing different people more. Some didn't work out some did. I'm currently happily seeing some one. I wasn't sure if i should continue casual dating with so many different guys because I just wanted to be considerate to certain people's feelings. I didn't want to make myself sound easy or make them think that they're a possible rebound. But after one certain phone call from a certain person, rubbing it in my face that he's attaching himself to another girl, THEN had the guts to suggest that I may want "something." I knew what that something was, and I wasn't interested in it. It's okay when two friends whom are not seeing any one to do it, I guess. But it's definitely not okay when your both seeing some one.  I just told him and i guess he was okay with it.

Now,  I thought since he attached himself to another girl, I thought it was a bit odd that he was calling me. I was out with my boyfriend, and yeah i thought it was really weird. I had a feeling as to why he called. But honestly, I know i was your first. You have another girl that your getting attached to, if you want something like sexual or cuddling, please go see her. Don't come to me, that's not what I'm for. If i wanted to be pleasured I'll ask my boyfriend or just cuddle with my boyfriend.

Another rant- simple and straight to the point. we broke up almost 6 months ago. Stop calling me and asking if i wanna go out for coffee and catch up.

No i do not. Stop calling and trying to ask.

FWD:Faith

I came across this this morning, through stumble of course. I didn't want to copy and paste the whole post, instead I'll just link it.

it's so sweet and cute at the same time. I kind of gave in since I love dogs.

Story of Faith

Sex in the dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device... a vibrator ... soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She goes completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids."

it's that time again!

Yes! It's that horrid time again, that most post secondary students call FINALS! *cue Dramatic Music*
I always dread them, but then again i don't think it's so bad this year... i only have 1. I've done 2 in class ones... I don't think I've done very well this semester. I don't know if its because I'm not trying hard enough or I'm worried about something else....OR I have too many people *ahem* distracting me because they have nothing better to do then "flirt" or try and get my attention.

I should be cramming for my econ final, but I don't have the attention span to sit here and read the text book then have a quick glance over to the class notes...and lastly make an attempt to answer the study guide thingy my prof had provided us... I need to re-draw some of the graphs. They're so messy and I can't really tell what's what and which one is EQo*, and EQ^1. I do label them but messy graphs makes everything hard to read.

now i shall get back t ostudying and stop looking at pretty purses.

*I swear there should be an option for subscript.

Little black dress shopping~

It's that damn time again, time to find a new dress for the little Christmas outing we gotta go to. I just started the hunt for it a few days ago because I realized that I won't be able to get the one I want to wear altered in time. Any ways, I gotta run to work and I will update this section when i get off work and find some more dresses that I may like.

That's one option, it comes in Green and Pink as well; however I plan on wearing red heels so I don't wanna look like a dipstick.

v 39.50 from F21. 

again from f21 $29.90

ONE last one:

click here stupid site won't let me copy the pic so thats what i was left with. 

modula shelving unit

damn this looks so damn cool I want one in my future, apartment/ room I can probably stack all the little books I have in my room or little dvds/ misc. items.

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