True Love

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The boy said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool."

apology

Artifical Virginity Hymen

Yeah that's right, there something like that exist. I just stumbled it while hitting the stumble button. According to the website this is what it does:

No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.


This Artificial Hymen Feature:

•   Easy to use
•   Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
•   Soluble and expandable at body heat
•   Clinically proven non-toxic to human
•   No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction
•   Made in Japan

wow, I wonder if any one tried it before
click here

<3

Well, if I told you what transpired earlier today then you'd understand why I asked this question on facebook as my status. I'm not really looking for any attention. I just need some comforting words.

So far from three of my friends, whom I all known for a long time said this,

hey annie

if it makes a diff

im gay, but id date you

your one of the nicest and caring people ive met and also a long time friend =3

and i have thought about it before believe it or not whether id ask you out and i have come down to that yes i would

-David 

To answer your facebook question, I would look for someone that has a great personality and I do see you with that ^_^

-Arka

the third one was just a simple "your cute" nothing more. But I probably have enough from this dude to cheer me up a lifetime.   But I'll just post it up again just because,

hm odd to be honest i dont know why anyone would leave you. from what I can tell how you are now is you are an amazing girlfriend
i mean you work, go to school, and is cute and loveable lol

-Kyu 
 

of course nie nie♥
dont bring yourself down because you think you did something wrong ok? you're a perfectly fine girl
and if i was living in canada, trust me lol you'd be the first girl id go after and id be persistent about it haha

-Kyu
 

everytime i stop talking to you
i always wonder "damn... if i was in canada i'd prolly be hella up on annie"
hahaha nd i just think about how great of a girl you've become
and it makes me smile to know that you're still safe and an amazing person

-Kyu

Love's paradox

HUH!

Sorry to post another entry but this is bugging me,

I wished College humor never got of their HUH! sound it was so awesome.

here;s their good bye, Goodbye: huh!

it was the best part of their videos

Quick little update~

So, its the first week of school and everything's getting piled on. School's getting way to hard core for me - just in the first week. I kind of blame the Olympics. The school gets 2 weeks off, so out of the 12 weeks we get 10 weeks of actual schooling. It would be a little odd to me if they made classes 2 weeks longer (so in total 14) just to make up for the missing week of school.  Any ways in the first week i've already done one bio lab! Yay, it looked easy but at the same time when creating one it's kind of confusing.  So the week after starting monday, I have a quiz, then thursday i have a management report due.

Now, my friend recently went to japan and hong kong and got me some souveniours, I never asked for it. I only asked for Shiba pictures to just amuse me and my Shiba Inu obession

. So instead he got me a Humping, I think thats a wolf, dog USB. All it does is HUMP. Still amusing when your bored. A "SHIBA" cellphone charm and a 3 prisoner of love cell chain. Shame how the packing was stapled on the strap so it broke the moment I took it out. So now I need a quick fix, and I'm still looking for it.

I love all the gifts he got me, although i thought it was big much and it would of been okay if he didnt get me anything. I just wanted to see some shiba pictures or just scenery pics.  I want to go to Japan one day so I want to see some, self taken pictures versus the ones that you see in those tourism magazines and other tourism advertisements convincing you go there. I mean come on, what are the chances that you see a picture of Vancouver and go, Hey yah! that's what vancouver is. I think I'll blog about that later...




Any ways did a bit of shopping today since I felt that now I have some more money, i should go shopping before I have to pay the tutiton and be broke all over again. So today, er yesterday I ended up buying a pair of Aldo Flats, Gel insoles, insoles for the shoes, a pair of Guess Jeans (one size down from my usual size and DAMN i was so afraid of the button popping off when i was eating).

First Lame purchase of hte new year

Okay maybe it's not lame. But it's cool to me! I'm frigging obsessed with it

It's dug, i know a lot of people were like what the hell is that? And my happy dog, i had to get them both in the shot.