A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $5000 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have five of my finest ladies and a four-course meal."
The trucker replies:
"Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Families...
Ever since my boyfriend and I got back together, we would spend 1 weekend together. It usually ends up being a Saturday, otherwise Sunday if i am working on Saturday. I love spending time with him, even if it means we're lying in bed falling asleep in each other's embrace or just going to one of his family dinners. I'm always content with what ever we do. I love being close with him, something about his personality or something about him in general makes me feel safe. Well, if you know us in person; it appears that I wear the pants in the relationship. I do, but we treat each other as equal. There isn't a whipped person in the relationship.
Now, ever since we started dating...we never really went out much. Vancouver is kind of a boring city and there isn't much to do in the first place. Just the usual go out to movies and dinner thing, or just pretend to be a tourist for a day. To be honest, it gets really boring pretty quick too. So instead og sitting on our asses in his car, asking ourselves - where do you want to go today? or what do you want to do? We just go to his place and have dinner there. I met his family and I seemed to be adopted into his family fairly quckly. Usually, with my past boyfriends it took a while for me to warm up to their parents. I warmed up to his parents fairly quick. It just came to be a surprise to me. Well the biggest one was when his grandma came up to me and gave me a hug. I never really got that from any one's grandparent.
So today, iI sepnt the rest of the after noon with my slinky. We went to his aunt's place for dinner,she was throwing a birthday dinner for her oldest son's (belated) birthday. Today,I finally met one of his cousin that he always talks about. Like her mother and the rest of his family she was a good sense of humor and was kind of enough to lend me her text book. Later in the evening when we were all lounging around in their basement wtaching this lame show, I think it was called "Flash Point"? His sister's boyfriend made a comment about how close and accepting their family was.
I actually agree, my family is very distant and we don't really talk much. I feel I don't have a real family. I feel like this house is one of those boarding houses. My dad is the strict head master. He called me, before 11 to see where the hell i was. I mean normally I walk in the door right smack at 11. He treats my older brotherand I as if we were 12. He seems to exaggerate things, which pisses us all off. I get no freedom, and Im 20 years old. I actually want to be treated as an adult and not some kind of child. My family doesnt have this fancy dinner, where we invite all our friends and family over and have a nice feast. We either go out with just our family invite a few old hags of our family or just stay home and have steak.
On the other hand, like I mentioned earlier, I was instantly accepted into the family fairly quick. His grandparents seem to love me! His grandma told me to go over to her house and visit her more often! I guess she missed seeing me pop my head in and say "Hi," when ever I'm over. His grandmother's so silly. I wished I had a grandmother just like her... Oh and when i took a picture with his grandparents, his dad was like "is she the one, now?"
my reponse, "its his choice." I do hope I am the one for him. I really love him....and i don't want him to leave me again...
Now, ever since we started dating...we never really went out much. Vancouver is kind of a boring city and there isn't much to do in the first place. Just the usual go out to movies and dinner thing, or just pretend to be a tourist for a day. To be honest, it gets really boring pretty quick too. So instead og sitting on our asses in his car, asking ourselves - where do you want to go today? or what do you want to do? We just go to his place and have dinner there. I met his family and I seemed to be adopted into his family fairly quckly. Usually, with my past boyfriends it took a while for me to warm up to their parents. I warmed up to his parents fairly quick. It just came to be a surprise to me. Well the biggest one was when his grandma came up to me and gave me a hug. I never really got that from any one's grandparent.
So today, iI sepnt the rest of the after noon with my slinky. We went to his aunt's place for dinner,she was throwing a birthday dinner for her oldest son's (belated) birthday. Today,I finally met one of his cousin that he always talks about. Like her mother and the rest of his family she was a good sense of humor and was kind of enough to lend me her text book. Later in the evening when we were all lounging around in their basement wtaching this lame show, I think it was called "Flash Point"? His sister's boyfriend made a comment about how close and accepting their family was.
I actually agree, my family is very distant and we don't really talk much. I feel I don't have a real family. I feel like this house is one of those boarding houses. My dad is the strict head master. He called me, before 11 to see where the hell i was. I mean normally I walk in the door right smack at 11. He treats my older brotherand I as if we were 12. He seems to exaggerate things, which pisses us all off. I get no freedom, and Im 20 years old. I actually want to be treated as an adult and not some kind of child. My family doesnt have this fancy dinner, where we invite all our friends and family over and have a nice feast. We either go out with just our family invite a few old hags of our family or just stay home and have steak.
On the other hand, like I mentioned earlier, I was instantly accepted into the family fairly quick. His grandparents seem to love me! His grandma told me to go over to her house and visit her more often! I guess she missed seeing me pop my head in and say "Hi," when ever I'm over. His grandmother's so silly. I wished I had a grandmother just like her... Oh and when i took a picture with his grandparents, his dad was like "is she the one, now?"
my reponse, "its his choice." I do hope I am the one for him. I really love him....and i don't want him to leave me again...
Friday, September 25, 2009
TGIF!
Thank God It's Friday! I don't know how well i can stand the week any longer. After tonight's shift I'm free to have fun for a bit before i have to settle down and start doing some homework. In a way, its kind of like rape...Im pretty sure homework loves being slammed down on the desk and likes it hard...yes Im going to stop going off topic and into any more sexual content on this blog. ahaha...
So, today was also pay day. I also got a card from Bootlegger telling me its their card holder private sale...etc. So instead of the usual 10% off i got 25% off. Yaaay...yeah still not a lot but it's still something. Better than the shoddy 10%. I probably use the card most on accessories. That reminds me i have to get some more...if not I'm going to incorporate it into my '10 new years resolution. Hopefully I can go through with it this year, last year I barely made an attempt at it. I think loosing weight is on it... that's the only thing I had success with. Man my spelling is starting to suck. I dont think spell check is even on this.. Enough going off topic! At Bootlegger, I bought a new top, a flannel top and a pair of jeans. Aereopoastle also had a sale going on...well it seems like a lot of stores are having sales. I bought 2 camis (BOGO Free) since i was in deseperate need of those. The ones I have are starting to get worn out and its a bit tooo tight for me sometimes.
I shall have pictures up later, but for now I must get some nap time. I am still sick and i need to get some rest. I need some inspiration on how to pull off the flanel top. On the plus side of things I got my Nikon Camera back! I can start taking pictures of my purchases again and other events! YAY
So, today was also pay day. I also got a card from Bootlegger telling me its their card holder private sale...etc. So instead of the usual 10% off i got 25% off. Yaaay...yeah still not a lot but it's still something. Better than the shoddy 10%. I probably use the card most on accessories. That reminds me i have to get some more...if not I'm going to incorporate it into my '10 new years resolution. Hopefully I can go through with it this year, last year I barely made an attempt at it. I think loosing weight is on it... that's the only thing I had success with. Man my spelling is starting to suck. I dont think spell check is even on this.. Enough going off topic! At Bootlegger, I bought a new top, a flannel top and a pair of jeans. Aereopoastle also had a sale going on...well it seems like a lot of stores are having sales. I bought 2 camis (BOGO Free) since i was in deseperate need of those. The ones I have are starting to get worn out and its a bit tooo tight for me sometimes.
I shall have pictures up later, but for now I must get some nap time. I am still sick and i need to get some rest. I need some inspiration on how to pull off the flanel top. On the plus side of things I got my Nikon Camera back! I can start taking pictures of my purchases again and other events! YAY
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Falsies and T.V Series
Man, I'm tired from school. I think im all caught up with all my readings so I'm gonna relax this whole week. I'll pick up the slack for it over the weekend or on the days I'm not seeing my slinky...but then again I have abunch of exams coming up and I gotta cram my ass off for those. The weirdest things always seems to happen to me during the morning. The first one would probably be, while i was walking to the bus stop going to school, some guy in an Audi A4 waved at me. It too me a while to realize who he was...he was one of the guys that lives down the street from me. He tends to joke around about Ollie being his dog. The next one was oneo f my brother's old elementary friends. I was weirded out by the fact he knew who i was... I mean its been years since ive seen him, also Im a blonde now (well not really but i act like a blonde more often now).
Any ways, I was just watching 'Gossip Girl,' the first season isn't so bad, well I only watched one disc of the first season, but yeah It's similar to the books I read as a pre-teen. I hardly remember jack shit from the book though...haha typical. I rented 3 t.v. series to watch last week and Im slowly getting hooked on them. The only I'm enjoying the msot so far, has to be 'Dexter'(starring the Gay brother from 'Six Feet Under'. My co-workers say that "Mad Men" is going to completely change my mind after watching the first few episodes. I already hate the theme song they have going on for 'Mad Men,' it's so repetitive. Any ways so far, the first ep of Mad men seem to be about cigerette advertisements and sex. Wow. I wonder what's so good about this show I guess I gotta keep watching it to find out.
Now on to the topic of False lashes. Lately Ive been finding that just mascara alone, doesn't seem to make my lashes even noticeable. Even the ones that promises to do so. I have the Too Face Lash Injection...I believe it said it'll give you thicker lashes? I dont even notice any difference with my lashes. Nothing at all. So i went out and bought a pair of false lashes from Ardelle, i started with the starter set. Which is the Demi lashes.
Any ways i got bored and tried to put them on, they look a little fuggggly because it was my first attempt and i might have not done it right..
now pictures ^^
and dont mind the pose, I only had my laptop's webcam x__x'
bare lashes:
Any ways, I was just watching 'Gossip Girl,' the first season isn't so bad, well I only watched one disc of the first season, but yeah It's similar to the books I read as a pre-teen. I hardly remember jack shit from the book though...haha typical. I rented 3 t.v. series to watch last week and Im slowly getting hooked on them. The only I'm enjoying the msot so far, has to be 'Dexter'(starring the Gay brother from 'Six Feet Under'. My co-workers say that "Mad Men" is going to completely change my mind after watching the first few episodes. I already hate the theme song they have going on for 'Mad Men,' it's so repetitive. Any ways so far, the first ep of Mad men seem to be about cigerette advertisements and sex. Wow. I wonder what's so good about this show I guess I gotta keep watching it to find out.
Now on to the topic of False lashes. Lately Ive been finding that just mascara alone, doesn't seem to make my lashes even noticeable. Even the ones that promises to do so. I have the Too Face Lash Injection...I believe it said it'll give you thicker lashes? I dont even notice any difference with my lashes. Nothing at all. So i went out and bought a pair of false lashes from Ardelle, i started with the starter set. Which is the Demi lashes.
Any ways i got bored and tried to put them on, they look a little fuggggly because it was my first attempt and i might have not done it right..
now pictures ^^
and dont mind the pose, I only had my laptop's webcam x__x'
bare lashes:
with one on:
Both:
pose fail =_=
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Update! Finally~
Well, I finally came back to blogger. I don't know why... I just lost the feel for wordpress. Most likely; because I feel that when ever I post a picture, depending on what ever layout I am using, the image gets cut off instead of being re sized.
Any ways, It's been a year since I've actually used blogger. I've been putting things more on Tumblr just because its just random stuff I used to put on my blog. Now i use something completely different. Now I just want to blog things and let things out. So I kind of want to use this for many reasons. Hopefully I'll make some use of this
Over the past years I haven't done much. Just flunked out of my old school, giving up the U Pass
. So, now I have to spend 73 bucks a month on a bus pass to get to school. It adds up after awhile. But on the plus side I get medical and dental coverage at my new school 
. It's a plus for me because I don't have a medical extended plan...or else I'd be paying for medical out of my own ass. I don't have the money for that, and my work place doesn't have any great benefits.
Summer had a few relationships here and there, met some guys still talk to some others not so much. I guess I wasn't much of their type. Oh well, I didn't feel a connection between them any ways. Now I'm dating, what I consider, to be the sweetest guy ever. He's a total sweet heart... he's so silly and makes fun of things. He makes the silliest analogies even though they do throw me off and confuse me. Despite all his food allergies he makes it up me, like now that I'm back in school. He encourages me to read and as an award I think he offered to get me my favorite chocolate...REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS! Hell Ya! Since he's allergic to nuts I can't share it with him so i have to eat it on one of the days I don't see him.
Any ways i should get back to homework and update some more later.
Any ways, It's been a year since I've actually used blogger. I've been putting things more on Tumblr just because its just random stuff I used to put on my blog. Now i use something completely different. Now I just want to blog things and let things out. So I kind of want to use this for many reasons. Hopefully I'll make some use of this
Over the past years I haven't done much. Just flunked out of my old school, giving up the U Pass
. So, now I have to spend 73 bucks a month on a bus pass to get to school. It adds up after awhile. But on the plus side I get medical and dental coverage at my new school 
. It's a plus for me because I don't have a medical extended plan...or else I'd be paying for medical out of my own ass. I don't have the money for that, and my work place doesn't have any great benefits.Summer had a few relationships here and there, met some guys still talk to some others not so much. I guess I wasn't much of their type. Oh well, I didn't feel a connection between them any ways. Now I'm dating, what I consider, to be the sweetest guy ever. He's a total sweet heart... he's so silly and makes fun of things. He makes the silliest analogies even though they do throw me off and confuse me. Despite all his food allergies he makes it up me, like now that I'm back in school. He encourages me to read and as an award I think he offered to get me my favorite chocolate...REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS! Hell Ya! Since he's allergic to nuts I can't share it with him so i have to eat it on one of the days I don't see him.
Any ways i should get back to homework and update some more later.
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